The toys you can play with these days…
Are there days you crave total attention, adulation and a good looking male by your side? Well welcome to the Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll – from Entertainment Earth.
Ken, unlike most males, comes very well behaved, appropriately dressed (notice the shiny sports coat!) and with a full head of hair.
What we also like about Ken (apart from the fact he never talks shit about you) is the way he is always smiling. Added value also comes when you realize Ken comes from good breeding and has a killer smile.
That said Ken can be used for a variety of occasions-
1/ Lonely evenings.
2/ To make your ex boyfriend jealous.
3/ To keep you motivated.
4/ For small talk.
5/ For a second lonely evening in a row.
6/ To remind you of your demented childhood.
7/ To remind you of your demented adulthood.
8/ To keep spiders at bay.
9/ For firewood.
10/ As a paperweight to all those unrequited love letters.
Ken- shouldn’t you bring him to your home soon?