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LeeAnn Rimes and her love mutt Eddie Cibrian would like to share with you their Mexican yacht smut shots.

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A pictorial devoted to the good life dedicated to LeAnn and Eddie courtesy of the sunshine rays of Mexico's Cabo San Lucas...

Exploiting your image 24/7 will always get you a free trip on the Mexican Riviera….

Kids it’s time to find a spare seat in the solitary confinement of your private self and slowly touch yourself up as your eyeballs do sing alongs courtesy of the latest public romp of your favorite media whores; LeAnn I try very hard to exploit my plastic boobs Rimes and Eddie I can’t believe you still keeping paying me for this crap Cibrian.

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The day began like any other for LeAnn and Eddie. Long deep empty stares at each other's plastic surgery. Yes it was a day to embrace...
Today like any other day was no different for LeAnn and Eddie. Hymns to the God Sheba, exfoliation of some roughed up skin cells, a cuddle by the yacht and another long calculated gaze into the paparazzo's camera...
Once the cuddles and posing were over LeAnn and Eddie finally got to work- perfecting that much needed tan...
But getting the perfect tan would require patience as a cloud suddenly came to block the sun. Would this be the disaster LeAnn and Eddie feared?
And that's when LeAnn fretted and began walking wild laps of distress preying wondering when the sun would finally come out again...
Distressed LeAnn and Eddie began to wave to the paparazzi who by now were as equally distressed...
And that's when baby Jesus realized the errors of his ways and commanded the clouds to part for the sun to forever beat on our media whore heroes LeAnn and Eddie.
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  • I must need new glasses because I find LeAnn indistinquishable from Brandi save the leg cast. Then again, I never heard LeAnn actually speak. Maybe her vocabulary is less vulgar.

  • Too funny but I guess it’s hard for them to resist the money they get from the pics being published on sites like this.

  • Karla

    Even though she is treating him like a King isn’t Eddie embarrassed he is such a gigilo…and by these photos he is not even that hot…..almost 40…wonder what the prenup says he has to do get money when this charade is over…..I doubt if Leann made him sign one…..he is such a trophy husband for her/

  • Anonymous

    I think I am in love with you now.  Thank you for capturing these two F-list fools so perfectly. Baby Jesus approves, indeed.

  • Anonymous

    hands down best commentary for these pictures and fools.