Ned Nefer is deeply in love with Teagan the wooden mannequin. Which is why this weekend he is taking her on holiday, in the woods of course, of upstate NY, so she too can fully appreciate how much he loves her.
“I wouldn’t classify him as dangerous at all,” she told the newspaper after meeting with Nefer. “He seemed quite happy in his own little world.”
Nefer’s relationship is one that’s built on trust – and lumber. He told the Daily Times that Teagan was only a head when they first met.
But like all love relationships theirs too blossomed and after a while Ned was compelled to build Teegan a body. A wooden body of course to go with her head.
And what are Ned’s thoughts leading into their upstate romp?
“We both really love the outdoors,” he said. “I hope it doesn’t rain because when it does, it fogs up the camera and the pictures don’t come out really good.”
Kids, let’s be honest- isn’t this like so many love relationships you’ve had in the past, where you were almost completely oblivious to the nuts and bolts of whom who you were actually involved with? So Teegan may be a piece of wood to you and me- but to Ned Nefer, Teegan the wooden mannequin is everything he has always wanted in a woman- and will now be able to have. Can you really say that of your partner?
And just in case you’re wondering, Ned and Teegan have been happily married since October 31 1986.
Funny whom one is capable of loving once they put their minds to it….