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Jesse Thornhill wants to introduce himself to you…

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Don’t touch my horns or I’ll stab you with them!

Have you met Jesse Thornhill yet? No, well Jesse would like to introduce himself to you, but not first without telling you the recent errors of his ways. Errors? What errors could Jesse possibly have? Let’s all find out…

The Smoking Gun: The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the “personal oddities” section of a Tulsa Police Department report: “Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head.” According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill “attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed” due to her “jumping out of the vehicle’s path.” Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.

Yowza, does Jesse send goose pimples down your spine and really is he the type of guy some of you girls would bring back to mom just to spite her? Or are you the type of person that would trick Jesse into coming back home for a glass of milk before pelting him to death because you thought he was the white devil?

But prey, why was Jesse trying to run down his landlord? Was she upsetting him by giving him weird looks every time he dropped by her to pay his rent, did he refuse to share a cup of sugar with one of the neighbors or was Jesse accidentally confused for the devil incarnate when Jesse’s land lady decided it was probably now or never to go pick up the rent check.

Jesse. Would you spent a quiet afternoon with Jesse? And really what would you speak to him about besides annoying land ladies?

Source; D listed.

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  • tiny little ones

    jesse is just gross……………… can anyone let us what does jesse do for a living?? and don’t tell me that he runs a day care center or perhaps the chief executive of marketing for IBM…

  • What ? No nose piercing ? Maybe they’re way too common nowadays.

  • Milk the cow.

    This is a picture of Jesse’s first girl friend: Radio active sunglasses needed to view picture.

    http://www.dark-art-studios.co.uk/OGRE-BUTCHER-4-%5BConversion%5D.jpg

  • scarlett

    you are all ridiculous for judging someone based on their looks. i am jesse’s ex girlfriend and i will tell you i have never known a kinder hearted human being…obviously you have some hang ups about yourselves.those who live in glass houses…

  • NaTashaLynn

    jesse is friends with his landlord. has been for years. it was all just a big mistake and she’s not even pressing charges. the only reason this is considered news is because of his looks. and in my opinion, he looks great.

  • You’re right Jack, we shouldn’t judge people who try to run other people with cars, never mind the ‘alien’ special effects outfit- best the editor.

  • Jack

    That’s right. Stop judging people by the way they behave or treat themselves. Where will this end???

    What an asinine bloke!

  • craig

    Never knew that there was so many narrow minded people out there Stop JUDGING people you idiots