Home Scandal and Gossip Bethenny Frankel gives birth to a 4 pound critter.

Bethenny Frankel gives birth to a 4 pound critter.

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How will baby boy survive in the limelight?

The world has been cheering since this morning with the announcement of the birth of Bethenny Frankel’s baby boy critter (until further notice – this name suits us fine…blah!).

As you can imagine the Countess has been shedding tears, already on they phone to her record producer to release a disco song dedicated to the critter: ‘I’m your Disco Count Critter,’ while Jill Zarin has been reviewing plastic surgery clinics for critter and Alex McCord charity functions that little critter should be making the rounds to in the very near future with her all the new shiny dresses that Simon bought for her.

Bethenny’s producers are already conceiving plans on some sort of scandal involving other babies born that night and are urgently trying to see if there is a chance Kate Gosselin can drop in with her brood and make cute critter talk.

We think it’s going to be an interesting summer for baby critter and one day while he’s soaking it all in, he’s going to wonder to himself why he just didn’t wait the full term of the pregnancy before he came out.

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  • Scallywag,

    The questions of bornt is a trying situation, but that comes along with commitment or the almighty marriage.