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Finally, a talking doll we can bang.


doll1250Sex robot, Roxxxy, was unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas over the weekend. Like most women, Roxxxy has three-inputs and an alternating personality switch.

”She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook, but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” said her inventor, Douglas Hines, of the company TrueCompanion.smh.com

Remind us what the benefits are of this $9000 piece of plastic?  She’s like a prostitute without the guilt, diseases, and…well, it’s still embarrassing.  Sounds like a gal us gentlemen can bring home to mother.

So, where does the inspiration for a lifelike plastic sex slave arise?  Our guess is it was right after the tragedy of September 11, when men began to think, “Gee, isn’t it time I purchase a plastic doll that will talk to me and fuck.”  Let’s see what inventor Douglas Hines had to say.

”I had a friend who passed away in 9/11,” Hines said. ”I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion.”smh.com

Very touching.  I’m sure his friend is beaming down from the heavens with pride, as his memory will forever live on as the inspiration behind the lifeless plastic whore.  Come on Hines give the poor lost soul a break.  At least make her incapable of speech.  Now that is something men can come together on, and your friend would be proud of that.

Source- smh.com.au

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