Tag: Greenpoint
Failed musician/hipster explains why selling Christmas trees is still an ironical existence.
Kids it's time to meet Jamie Granato. He's a failed musician/hipster aspiring writer $4 cafe latte drinking dilettante who's taken to living in a trailer (hence the irony part, cause he's really not poor to begin with) whilst peddling...
“Yo, Lemme Get a Tranny with a Side of Pierogi”
Saturday morning. 2.30 am.
As I stepped out onto the streets of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, a man (? )approached me, “I knowww you,” s/he howled. Under his strange hat, Lady Gaga style sunglasses, white face makeup, ruby lipstick, and clothes that...

