Cody Meader Olaf Target store sex adventure: Florida man busted sexually assaulting stuffed doll at Pinellas Park venue. History of prior mischief.
Love and lust at your local Target store aisle.
Cody Meader, 20, is accused of placing the popular snowman on the floor and ‘dry hump[ing]’ it ‘until he ejaculated,’ at the Pinellas Park store at about 2 p.m., according to an arrest affidavit obtained by thesmokinggun.com.
But when in lust – there’s more.
Meader then found a stuffed unicorn in the store that he allegedly proceeded to dry hump as well before cops arrived.
During questioning the affection starved man admitted his ‘dirty deed’, saying he did ‘stupid stuff’ and ‘nutted’ on the Olaf. Indeed.
Meader’s father told cops his son has a history of this type of behavior, the arrest record said.
ClickOrlando reported property damage to the products amounted to $200 or less, according to a cited arrest report. Both of the tainted stuffed animals were cleared from the shelf and destroyed.
Cops charged Meader with criminal mischief and taken to the Pinellas County Jail, where he was released after posting a $150 bond.