Kurt Allen Jenkins a Boynton Beach, Florida man has been arrested after public acts of lewdness and lascivious behavior didn’t go down too well with the locals.
Entering this week’s contender for tabloid memorabilia is Florida man, Kurt Allen Jenkins who came to cause a stir while driving around his local neighborhood.
The good times started as Jenkins wearing nothing but his charged up penis made his way around a Boynton Beach neighborhood imploring passerby’s to take a peek.
According to Boynton Beach Police Department, Jenkins slowly cruised down the street when according to an arrest affidavit ‘gestured at the victim to look down towards his groin area, where the victim observed an electronic device with wires attached to Jenkins penis’.
Look into the sky, notice the waves in the background crashing violently against my imagination, wonder if I am starring in a made to view horror movie ….
From there, our collective hero allegedly propositioned the distraught victim, prompting the man to call authorities.
The horror show continued when summonsed police were unable to get the 56 year old kinky boy to comply with their orders.
Matters came to the fore when police were forced to physically restrain our collective love-joy, leading to the man incurring visible signs of distress after resisting arrest.
Police determined that Kurt Jenkins had attached an iReliev muscle stimulator to his penis. The $50 device is designed to stop pain in targeted areas by sending electrical currents to a chosen part of the body notes a report via the dailymail.
Kurt Allen Jenkins has since been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting an officer without violence. Indeed.