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Heather Payne a former Victoria’s Secret model has been charged with assault, attempted assault, harassment and criminal mischief after beating up ex boyfriend, Colby Kirmse.
In a report via the nypost the milieu comes after the boyfriend, a well to do son of JP Morgan managing director Stephen Kirmse and ex Corcoran real estate broker was caught partaking with other women last summer.
According to the 40 year old man about town, he was asleep at his East Village pad on the morning of July 24 when Heather Payne, 42, an ex model with a history of former high profile relationships flew off the radar after coming across sensitive images and texts on Kirmse’s phone.
At the time the pair who had recently met on tinder (enough said) had only gone out on a few dates.
Upon confronting Kirmse with texts and images, including images of his erect penis he’d texted to other women (kids there are some things one ought to know to always immediately delete after having pressed sent) the former Victoria’s Secret model turned designer went into revenge agro mode.
Mad as hell, Payne ‘repeatedly punched Kirmse in the face, tossed his TV remote out the window, chucked his laptop across the room and shoved his TV off its stand,’ tell court papers cited by the nypost.
Told the stud: ‘My apartment was destroyed, and I got beat up by an ex-model — not one of my highlights,’
‘She just destroyed everything in her path like a Tasmanian devil.’
Adding: ‘I . . . woke up to her screaming at me with my cell in her hand, going through every text.’
The beat down told Kirmse left him with a black eye. Indeed.
During court last week, the man about town said he and Payne never agreed to to an exclusive relationship, and of not having any qualms with exchanged some risqué texts and photos, with other women.
Kirmse admitted that the worst part of the ordeal was when his mom called him — after Payne had allegedly forwarded her the racy texts and seamy pictures.
Offered our heart throb: ‘My mom was like, ‘What are all these pictures of erections?’’
Since appearing in a Manhattan Criminal court last week, Heather Payne agreed to a plea deal, in which she agreed to pay Kirmse $2,951 for his ruined electronics, and in return, if she keeps out of trouble for six months, her record will be wiped clean.
Of note, this is not Payne’s brush with the law. She also accused famed restaurateur Nello Balan, of assaulting her.
Pressed for comment, Payne declined to issue a statement. Can you guess why kids?