Ashley L. Miller an 18 year old Bradenton, Florida woman has been charged with engaging in sexual activity with her pit bull after cops found photos of the woman being ‘intimately’ pleasured by her pet dog. Photos that the teen would concede she took whilst being pleasured.
Hmm, Slight pause, inhale, exhale. What did I just read?
According to an arrest warrant affidavit courtesy of the smokinggun, shit would come to the fore after an investigation into the transmission of harmful material to a minor lead to cops searching the phone of Miller.
In a folder titled “2-face fun,” investigators found 17 photos of a ‘canine performing oral sex on an unknown white female.’ In a subsequent interview with cops, Miller acknowledged she was the woman in the photos and that she was being licked by her dog “2-face.” Why decline indeed?
Prolonged slight pause, carefully stir my lukewarm chamomile tea to steady my nerves….
Interestingly, Miller would tell cops that the female pit bull which she has owned since 2006, had ‘licked her vagina approximately 30 to 40 times.’
The teen would further explain that she ‘would call 2-face into her room, take her pants off, open her legs and 2-face would lick her vagina.’
But it gets better….
Incredulously the teen would also concede to cops a prior dog, named “Scarface,” also licked her on a similar number of occasions.
For her efforts, our collective hero according to a report via brandenton was arrested Friday and charged with two misdemeanor counts of sexual activities involving animals.
Miller, who was freed from jail Saturday after posting $1000 bond, is scheduled for arraignment on July 14.
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