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Nederland High school teacher reads sexually explicit Adam and Eve poem, resigns.

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Was one teacher out of bounds in reading an explicit rendering of Adam and Eve?

Here’s one for the record books. An unnamed Nederlands High school teacher resigned on Friday after reading a sexually explicit poem about Adam and Eve to his freshman class. Which prompts the question, what incited them?

According to a report via 12NewsNow the Houston, Texas (first clue…) teacher read the poem to students before tendering his resignation after allegations began to make the rounds.

Needless to say, parents and students were aghast and had lodged complaints against the teacher.

Told one parent, Jerry Wyndham: They’re there to get an education. This is not educating them,’

Adding: ‘Children already know enough without him needing to push it. It’s just not right.’ 

Commented another flabbergasted parent, Roseanne Lalko: ‘It’s awful what’s happening with the morals.’ (second clue)

Steven Beagle, the principal of Nederland High School, said the teacher used inappropriate language in class and that district officials first learned of the incident on Wednesday.

Upon learning of the incident, school administrators conducted a thorough investigation of the complaint along with other administrative staff, according to Beaumont Enterprise.

Beagle also said that he assures parents that the district takes complaints of this nature very seriously. 

And for those curious, keen to be stimulated, alerted out of their slumber, and even provoked (god forbid) here’s the poem (third clue):

In the Garden of Eden,

As everyone knows,

Lives Adam and Eve,

Without any clothes.

In this garden,

Were two little leaves,

One covered Adam’s,

One covered Eve’s.

As the story goes on,

Never the less to say,

The wind came along,

And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,

Adam did stare,

There was Eve’s treasure,

All covered with hair.

And wonder came,

Under Eve’s eyes,

As Adam’s thing,

Started to rise.

They found a spot,

That suited them best,

A nice big tree,

Where they began to rest.

 Her legs spread wider,

And wider apart,

While thrill after thrill,

Came into her heart.

The head of Adam’s thing,

Peeked into the hole,

And filled her with passion,

Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,

His thing did slide,

And Eve’s treasure,

Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,

She wouldn’t let loose,

Until Adam’s thing,

Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,

People did screw,

And now it is time,

For me and you.

So pull down your pants,

And lay in the grass,

Cause I’m in the mood,

For a piece of that ASS!

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