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Foot fetish? Have you tried the vajankle yet? Gratifying sex for the kinky

Isn’t it time you got it on with your vajankle too…?

Kids here’s an interesting device for those amongst you who have a hard up thing for foot fetishes or perhaps after reading the following will abruptly soon have… 

The new sex toy, aptly titled the vajankle reports the UK’s metro is exactly what its kinky name suggests, ‘the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle.’

Brief pause. Reach over to the secret cupboard where you keep that special lubricating shiny goo…

5, 4, 3, let me sit down again, 2, 1 and continuing…

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Explains Sin boutique – the website selling them: ‘These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!’

They go on: ‘The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.’

And how much can you expect to pay for a very kinky night out in your very private boudoir?

Reiterates metro: This level of sexy silicone foot times doesn’t come cheap. In fact, the vajankle costs a toe-curling $179 (approximately £118).

Reaching deep into my wallet to pull out my anonymous black diamond credit card…

Isn’t it time you treat yourself to some debaucherous well deserved kinky foot sex?

Is that what I think it is…?
What am I doing next Saturday night? Well staying in with my vajankle of course …