Appearing on ITV’s This Morning talk show, were 91 year old great grandmother, Marjorie McCool and her 31 year old toy boy, Kyle Jones who had been featured to talk about their 5 year relationship and of course their rampant sex life.
Trying to maintain a straight face, Kyle Jones told presenters Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, ‘The sex is great!’
Reiterated Kyle Jones from Florida when pressed for more information: ‘Everyone has their thing that they like. It’s hard to explain what visually attracts me to Marjorie, but I like the platinum hair, I like the skin, I like the features.’
Confused? Don’t be. Kinky and the good shit come in a variety of forms as Kyle Jones will soon explain…
Reiterated Kyle: ‘If I wanted cheerleaders, I would have cheerleaders – you have to go for what you’re attracted to. But the attraction is definitely physical,’
Curious as to whether Marjorie is up to the task of satisfying a young healthy red blooded male, a sprightly Marjorie McCool put ITV presenter Philip Schofield’s concerns to rest.
Told the great grandmother without missing a beat: ‘Sweety, I can put my leg up on his shoulder. I’m not kidding. I have pictures to prove it,’
‘I get good loving and lots of attention,’
Nevertheless, Marjorie McCool would come to admit that at first she was surprised by her considerably younger boyfriend’s attention.
‘I’ve often dated younger men but not that much younger,‘ she said via satellite from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, where the 91-year-old lives.
Even though the pair get it on regularly, their relationship isn’t exclusive.
‘I don’t really mind, I did at first but I got over it,’ said Marjorie of their arrangement. ‘I’m the oldest and feel privileged. It’s odd for a woman this age to have such a younger guy and it’s thrilling.’
Kyle said, ‘We have a very physical relationship. We talk on the phone every now and then, but it’s very sexual. We’ve been out a couple of times but generally it’s very physical.’
Asked bluntly whether the couple just meet up for sex, Kyle replied, ‘It sounds so dirty when you put it that way. But that’s accurate.’
And whilst some are tempted to think that Kyle is motivated by financial temptation, Marjorie affirms that she has no money.
Went on to tell Kyle Jones: ‘Often their kids don’t like me and we can’t change that,’
‘I often get accused of being some kind of vulture. People think it’s linked to inheritance, but not at all.’
The other issue Kyle faces, is that his lady lovers are often nearing the end of their lives.
‘When I went back to Florida, three of the women I had been seeing there were no longer with us,’ he said. ‘I don’t believe in karma but I could walk outside and get hit by a car so generally it’s not something I think about.
‘I’ve never wanted kids. I’m not against the idea of being with one women but I haven’t found someone who’s stopped me in my tracks.’
And what does Kyle’s family think about his interesting dating habits?
‘Mums OK with it,’ told Kyle. ‘At first she thought it was phase, but however many years later she now thinks, “That’s just Kyle”.’
Adding: ‘Everyone’s brain is wired differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys – I like old ladies.’
That said it seems, Kyle Jones has had an affinity for dating considerably older women for as long as he remembers.
The call centre worker was just 18 when he first acted on his attraction for older women and began a sexual relationship with a 50-year-old.
These days Kyle uses dating websites to find women.
Offering: ‘Most of the time, the average age I go for is between 60 and 80.
‘Whenever I’m trying to speak to an older woman, the first reaction I get is ‘you’re way too young’.
‘I find persistence is good so I tell them it’ll be fun.’
In 2009 he met great-grandmother Marge – short for Marjorie – in the bookstore where she was working and asked for her number.
Marge, who had been single for 37 years since splitting with the father of her six children, agreed to go on a date.
She said: ‘In the beginning I got jealous of his other women but he keeps coming back to me and tells me I’m the best.
‘The physical side of our relationship is wonderful. I amaze myself, he amazes me. There’s nothing better.
‘I wear sexy outfits to bed. I try to keep my bra on though because I don’t have much left.
‘My family consists mostly of boys, and they don’t really care – what I do is my business.
‘Their ages are 71, 63, 61, 52 and 50.
‘When people see us out together they probably think that he’s my son, or maybe even a grandson. I have grandsons older.’
And while many of the women Kyle Jones dates can’t believe such a young man would find them attractive, Kyle is adamant he does.
Reflects Kyle: ‘Often, the things women are so self-conscious about is what I’m into. I like the neck lines and wrinkles.
‘Women worry about their boobs sagging but I think the natural hang looks great. I’m really not a fan of plastic surgery.
‘I don’t like to say gray, I’m a fan of platinum hair. I prefer it natural.’
Kyle’s mother, Ceceila Jones Clark, 50, said: ‘I think a lot of children have crushes on their teachers, so it didn’t strike me as strange.
‘I really wasn’t sure if that was something that he was going to stay with or if it was just a cougar phase some young men go through.
‘However, later when I saw the kind of women he was spending time with I knew it wasn’t a phase.’
Not a phase of course to Marjorie McCool’s delight.