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Miley Cyrus sex toy makes me blush.

Miley Cyrus sex toy
Miley Cyrus sex toy makes my gizzards blush…

Kids I’m giving a high five salute to my favorite celebrity trinket of the week, Miley Cyrus sex toy makes me blush.

Shit was taken somewhere over the rainbow as Miley was powdering up her official status whilst hobnobbing on her private jet.

But this being Miley Cyrus post Disney, instead of a girly smile or a hint of something nasty to come, Miley just did what she has come to do these lonely nights- take the hand out. The artificial hand that is.

But because Miley is Miley and can get anything and anyone done, fists gouging the inside of her vagina are not really the terrible exercise in navigation control. This is after all Miley’s domain. This is her rump. This is her thrusting tongue. This is her slimy stage. This is her fantasy. This is your fantasy…

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The ‘Hand of Adonis’ is designed to appeal to experienced fisting enthusiasts, because Miley said why not. From the manufacturer’s description:

NOT for the faint of heart, the Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. The realistic feeling, SilAgel filled rubber material is firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It’s also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment. The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it.

Miley Cyrus sex toy
Cause Miley knows where that hand has been….