Kids it’s time to take out the repository dollop of tissues and cry along with former Nickelodian’s
McDisney’s Jennette McCurdy who is daring to tell the world all those Jennette McCurdy lingerie photos were just a big mistake.
Blaming (I would too if I could get away with it) her former lap dog boyfriend Andre Drummond (some NBA baller I’ve been told) for being the callous prick he is and spilling that shit all over the net for you and me to gawk at. Gawk at what though I wonder?
Nevermind Andre denies all that shit, that of course would be too beneath him now that love don’t live here.
Interestingly the yum photos came to be released shortly after our heroine took a podcast swipe at her former Andre whom she broke up with last year.
Lesson for Jennette McCurdy hoping to retain her G sponsorship deals and God’s badge of good girl honor: cringe and sigh to abandon, but bixch just own up to that shit and admit you leaked them cause you’re furious being seen as a D lister G rated misappropriated barbie doll (I’m in a good mood this afternoon, aren’t I?) looking for a cheap pick me up. No bixch own it, just own it:
‘My name is Jennette McCurdy and I desperately want to be the Barbie slut that you will spank yourself silly to tonight. Rated R is my new motto. Now pass me my soda pop and goodnight!’
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