Home Scandal and Gossip Oh really? Reid Fontaine, Michael Jones sexually abuse cows.

Oh really? Reid Fontaine, Michael Jones sexually abuse cows.

Reit Fontaine, Michael Jones
The preferred pastimes of certain individuals…

A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. noticed something a little bit off and edgy about his cows. But he just couldn’t figure out why. On top of that they were no longer producing as much milk as they used to.

That’s when the farmer decided to set up a surveillance camera.

What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock

The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.

That in turn would lead to Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, being arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct.

Authorities told the Fontaine attempted to have sex with several cows whilst his mate Michael Jones filmed the encounters. Yes kids, I’m reaching for my chamomile tea to soothe my nerves as well.

Both men would subsequently be arrested and charged with one count each of Sexual Misconduct, a class “A” misdemeanor. They would be released on an appearance ticket and were scheduled to be arraigned at a later date.

It is not understood why the men chose to video their endeavors or whether they had taken part in previous instances of animal abuse.

Huffpo goes on to note that a 2011 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who stick with their own kind.

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  • James

    Some of the fault must lie with these cows.
    The way these Bitches parade around with their teats hanging out could be provocative.

  • James

    They say the cows were not only willing and cooperative but downright horny.