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Sigma Chi Fraternity Save the Sluts email is why bro culture sucks.

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Save the Sluts email
Save the Sluts email : just a bunch of horny guys goofing off or a bunch of men betraying their real feelings towards women?

‘There’s beer to be drunk, porn to view, and sluts to f***. Let me reiterate that last point: sluts are everywhere.’

What to think what to say? Just brace yourself. The language is explicit and the content beyond derogatory and contemptuous but then again that’s me. Who knows maybe there are a lot of men who feel this way. Slut shaming is pervasive in society and men get away with it all the time. Even if one tells it in a so so funny way, it doesn’t make it any less funny. Cause branding women as fuck machines betrays more about men than some men hope to betray about women.

Then again who can dispute that we live in a culture where the casual denigration of women is accepted as the norm among young men. A lot of men at Sigma Chi Fraternity that is….

That said, the fracas came to be when a Sigma Chi fraternity brother of the college of William And Mary in Virginia sent out a mass email, alerting brothers of his new ‘campaign’ focusing on ‘saving the sluts.‘ For good measure the email was sent over to Zeta Upsilon Chapter’s listserv, which led to the email’s wider discovery. And subsequent groveling apology by the school.

The email you are about to read refers to women as a ‘lesser sex,’ whom  possess ‘God’s greatest gift: the box,’ the irony; before going into a full blown tyrant involving ‘neglected pussies,’ ‘snatches,’ and not settling until you have perfected your stroke.

But before you read the email (below) it might pay to read the school’s desperate attempts to distance itself from the fracas. Of course one can’t help but wonder what goes on at certain schools and fraternities that propagate such misogynistic views. Maybe society is just plain nasty or maybe the schools where some of these ‘enlightened bros‘ attend….?

We deeply regret the message that was sent through our listserv encouraging actions that are inconsistent with our values as Sigma Chis. The message was disrespectful toward women, and that is not who we are as a chapter. We have moved to suspend the individual who was responsible for the message and International Fraternity leaders are taking action to ensure proper disciplinary measures are taken. Rest assured that we are also voluntarily taking an internal review of our membership, to be sure that our chapter is comprised only of men of the highest character. Until then, we have voluntarily and proactively ceased normal chapter operations.

And the save the sluts email in full:

Subject: Life, love, and pussy

Guys, I just want to put out an early semester reminder that life is good. You’re here, you’re alive, your penis may not always work, but it hasn’t fallen off yet; be thankful. I ask you all to take a few seconds off from complaining about the cold, or preparing your schedule for Spring 2016, and look around you. There’s beer to be drunk, porn to view, and sluts to fuck. Let me reiterate that last point: sluts are everywhere. While walking from class to class with your head down limiting exposure to the arctic winds of late, take notice of the feet shuffling by. See some riding boots? Some uggs? A hideous pair of rain boots without a cloud in sight? Now, raise your gaze from the footwear up, allow your eyes to wander from the feet up the long and slender legs of the lesser sex until finally you arrive at God’s greatest gift: the box.

Now stop. Take it all in, breath deep, imagine what kind of underwear she’s wearing, even entertain the idea she may not be wearing any at all, but stare as long as you please, they don’t mind.

Now refocus. That vagina needs you. Never mind the extremities that surround it, the 99% of horrendously illogical bullshit that makes up the modern woman, consider only the 1%, the snatch. Empires have risen and fallen at the hands of the female genitalia. It has made many men, and crushed countless more. Don’t allow yourself to fall victim, don’t be another statistic. Master your craft, hone your skills, and perfect your stroke. Put two moist sponges in a solo cup and fuck that until you get it right if you have to, but do not settle until you’ve done just that: gotten it right. I can’t do this alone boys. I’m losing sleep at night thinking of all the pussies crying out for a good fuck and not getting it, so I’m reaching out to you all in a time of need to initiate my community outreach program: Save the Sluts. Don’t let this beautiful opportunity go to waste. Seize the moment, stuff the box, and put the neglected pussies that haunt my dreams to rest.

Thank you all, and good luck.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Honestly, good for you. I first read about this email on TSM after it appeared on my News Feed multiple times and was appalled by the comments it created. People were more concerned with the claims of the need to “perfect your stroke” and fashion comments than the real issue in this email. Calling a whole gender “lesser” and comprised of “illogical bullshit” is wrong. It’s gross. It’s immature. And most importantly, it seems to be normal to the modern society we are all a part of. Women are not objects and they should certainly not be valued by the 1% “box” they possess. Women are people, and it’s about time they are treated like it. And until men AND women, start to stand against such slut shaming and derogatory comments we might as well be 2 moist sponges in a solo cup.

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