Home Scandal and Gossip Leonardo DiCaprio supermodel vagina joke is well appreciated by Leo.

Leonardo DiCaprio supermodel vagina joke is well appreciated by Leo.

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Leonardo DiCaprio supermodel vagina joke
Leonardo DiCaprio is also a preferred hawt bixch.

Relief as Leonardo DiCaprio is dating another Victoria’s Secret model.

Leonardo DiCaprio would like to let all you top models he’s now receiving applications for a new girlfriend…

It’s time to meet Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest model fling: Madalina Ghenea.

Leonardo DiCaprio would like to introduce you to his new hawt bixch- Aussie model, Alyce Crawford.

Leonardo Di Caprio wants to get laid soon.

Kids, sometimes one has to tell as it is. Something that Leonardo DiCaprio can readily attest to as Golden Globe hosts, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did exactly that last night when they ushered in all time supreme supermodel dater, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Told the comedic duo who were hell bent on riding female power last night: ‘And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.’

Naturally the trick was amused and smitten because it went without saying everything Fey and Poehler had to say was on the money. Leonardo DiCaprio will not let you rest on his wet lips unless you are a Victoria’s Secret supermodel and even then that’s a dicey pitch. Leo as he can tell you boldly has standards to maintain and the love of fine gazelles glossing on supermarket shelves and haute couture runways. Only then is love halfway real.

The trick introduction was certainly not lost on the actor and the audience who could not help but guffaw as a red faced action hero stumbled as he took to reading the Best Actress in a drama nominees.

So dumbstruck was the actor that he even misread actress Judi Dench‘s cue from the film Philomena. Calling it Philomania.

The actor who went on to win his own award for best actor in a comedy or musical (Wolves of Wall st) has dated an impressive stable of supermodels, including Bar Refaeli, Gisele Bundchen and Erin Heatherton with his latest show pony, Victoria’s Secret model Toni Garrn. An impressive 21 to the actor’s 37.

Never mind, another award, another few million and naturally another bimbo supermodel or two along the way…

Leonardo DiCaprio supermodel vagina joke

 

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  1. Dude, you write 5,000 word letters to some dudes wife and one paragraph posts on your site? Maybe you should add a category for EEW’s The posts will get longer and original.

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