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Virgin America introduces new ‘hit on’ option for horny passengers.

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Virgin America has hit on a novel idea. Making picking up fellow passengers all that much easier.

The brainstorm courtesy of Virgin America’s Sir Richard Branson is part of his new initiative to bring air travelers back to the fold.

cnn: In an effort to promote the launch of its ultra-cheap Los Angeles to Las Vegas route, Virgin introduced a new “Seat-to-Seat Delivery” option that allows passengers to hit on other passengers by sending them unsolicited drinks, meals, and snacks through the in-flight entertainment system.

The purpose of this feature, according to airline president Sir Richard Branson, is to help Virgin travelers “get lucky.”

Tells our collective hero Richard Branson: “I’m not a betting man, but I’d say your chance of deplaning with a plus-one are at least 50%.”

So, once you’ve pinpointed your designated hawt bixch with Virgin’s digital seat map, what comes next? Browse the menu and decide what to send over and let the sizzle begin.

Which of course raises some awkward questions? What if you don’t want to be hit on by a fellow passenger and now unlike a real life bar or venue you can’t just walk away? Then again there might be the vexing issue what if you don’t mind the fellow traveler’s advances, is one to simply hope that they could perhaps ask that passenger’s fellow seat mate to scoot one over so you can get on with the delicious task of getting to know them better? Then again perhaps we could all just pile in on the bathroom and get the magic going on there?

Shouldn’t you be smiling next time you make your way to the ‘mile high stalker club,’ too?

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