Here’s a performance that might make you wince a smidgen. It involves our collective hero, Dazed and Confused (literally…) star Jason London having a weekend altercation that saw him get beat up by a bouncer for his drinking indiscretions and subsequently shitting on his pants when the cops attempted to haul his ass to the cooling room. Except somewhere between the hauling and the cooler room, Jason managed to shit his pants in the back of the police car. A worthy performance that might have casting directors take note…
Explains tmz: On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch.”
Jason continued … “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as s**t.”
Reflected our hero in his self defense: “I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes. […] I hate Arizona.”
Isn’t it time you had a photogenic moment you can preserve for posterity too?
Adds Jason via twitter: the police report is a “total f*cking lie.
Wait till you see the real pictures. I have a right orbital fracture and sinus fracture. The truth will win
Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona