Kids I want you to all feast your eyes on Germany’s Micaela Schaefer. I want you all to pause and wonder in delight as she shows us mere mortals how to properly step out for Christmas fare.
Mostly I don’t want you to concentrate on those Chi Chi shoes or those long legs that stop to meet at the juncture of some mini yellow string, nor do I want you to pay too much attention to the yellow ribbon as it tenderly juts across Micaela’s plastic breasts. Nor do I want you to spend too much time imagining yourself flying away on Micaela’s pink wings. Or even for that matter what those natty ultra pink fingers are capable of, of course we all know what those fingers are capable of, but that’s our secret. Which is to say I just really want you to concentrate on her tidy fluffy very cute Santa Claus hat. Because really it’s Christmas and Micaela just wants to rejoice with you….