Home Scandal and Gossip Man takes back girlfriend after she nearly bit his scrotum off.

Man takes back girlfriend after she nearly bit his scrotum off.

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Since Martin Douglas was able to have his balls re attached he's re found new vigor for Maria
Since Martin Douglas was able to have his balls re attached he's re found new vigor for Maria Topp.

Love knows no bounds….

Martin Douglas has decided he still loves estranged girlfriend Maria Topp after the bixch tore at his scrotum during one of their usual hostile he said she alcoholic laced love spats.

huffpo: A woman who bit a hole in her boyfriend’s scrotum during a drunken row has been spared jail.

Maria Topp, 44, from Wrekenton, Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm at Newcastle Crown Court last month.

She attacked Martin Douglas, her partner of five years, after they had been on a 10-hour drinking session in February.

Recorder Robin Mairs handed her a 12-month jail sentence, suspended for 18 months, and ordered her to carry out 150 hours of unpaid work.

During the sentencing the judge opined the following: “This relationship is over, I think both of you accept that,”

Well except Martin hasn’t accepted that which is why he is willing to give Maria another chance this time to cleanly take off his balls whole and proper the next time they get into their usual alcoholic love spats.

Maria Topp is also a preferred hawt bixch.
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  • Hollly

    Gives a whole new meaning to “got ’em by the balls.”