Orlando. FLA. Will you be having an orgasm with your main tonight…?
Here comes a tale that’s whetting my appetite only because I’ve always wondered what it would have been like to accept one of the invitations of one of my former lovers who once insisted we have sex there and then at the restaurant. Of course I declined that shit and waited until we at least passed out on the sidewalk. Not so though the following couple…
smokinggun: A couple who decided to have sex atop an outdoor table at a Florida restaurant–in full view of families dining nearby–avoided criminal charges because witnesses declined Monday night to provide statements to police.
The shit went down after a manager at Paddy Murphy‘s (see Irish venues are always the right choice for the depraved) was called over to deal with as couple who were by this stage in the full swing of having sex.
Asked to put the good shit away our winking hero (yes that mugshot is priceless) told the attending manager (see kids and you all thought working at your local dive would be boring) that he couldn’t.
Responded 32 year old Jeremie Calo: “She can’t get up at this time.”
The she being his hawt bixch TIffani Lynn Barganier.
The manager, Tom Murphy in turn then directed Calo to ‘Compose yourself, pay your tab or I’ll call the police.’
But that wasn’t good enough for our winking hero (I know not being able to get off is always a bummer) who signed his check with a solid ‘NO’ (revenge is sweet Jeremie) before getting into a scuffle with a restaurant employee who probably found all this shit too much to bear.
This of course led to poor Jeremie being apprehended by cops who were called to subdue our winking hero. Fortunately for this hawt bixch he dodged charges of public lewd behavior cause them families watching that shit were too shocked to sign their name to this shit.
Let’s hope Jeremie and Tiffani finally got if off later that evening somewhere on some sidewalk…
above image found here.