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Couple at Walmart arrested after having sex in public. Stole lubricant off the shelf.

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Tina F. Gianakon and Julian R. Call
Tina F. Gianakon and Julian R. Call

Oh to be in lust…

It seems one couple have found out the hard way that vigorously fondling each other and then banging each other in a public forum (specifically at a Walmart store in the parking lot) can sometimes lead to the inconvenience of being arrested.

According to witnesses, 22 year old Julian R. Call and 35 year old Tina F. Gianakon snatched some ky jelly from one of the aisles, proceeded to apply some of the good shit before engaging in sexual activity in front of horrified shoppers. This of course precipitated their eventual arrest where the couple now face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior and theft.

If only the world can understand that sometimes lust has no appreciation of formality or good manners. Never mind, there are always bound to be a number of vacant parking lots to try ones adventures in the future…

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  • Mark

    I wanna know what kind of aftershave he uses to get a woman to do that….I’m going to buy a case and get stock in the company!!!! LOL!!!