22 year old hawt bixch Timothy Paez has a true and tested method of how to meet all you bixches out there. First he attempts to charm you, smile at you, maybe even buy you a drink and if you’re lucky remember to ask your name. But in the event if that all fails there is always one sure fire method he keeps in reserve that’s bound to seduce you.
After having placed his arm around one woman at one local Boulder, Colorado bar, Shooters Grill he was met with a cold wet ‘um really.’ Which probably didn’t sit too well with Paez. Knowing what he had to do next, Paez simply took out his penis and proceeded to pee on the bixch.
For his troubles, Paez who was beyond intoxicated was removed from the premises and passed to the attention of police officers who were forced to book him for public indecency and harassment.
If only she realized that peeing is a sexual come on that gets some of us wet. Literally….