Cause the American dream works after all.
Seems like Octomom Nadya Suleman has reason to rejoice as our collective preferred hawt bixch has announced that she is now no longer on welfare and well on her way to solvent financial footing.
Having first gone on the dole back in March (yes kids, even Octomom has her rough months) Octomom was able by the grace of her slinky body and those wonderful porn tapes that are flooding your brain cells been able to make a resounding recovery.
But now that Octomom is off the dole she’s hungry to get hers. In fact now that she’s making porn tapes (she has the masturbation tape, but will she do one with other willing partners- that ought to pay a fat bonanza) and appearing at $5000 a night strip outings the madame of refined accoutrements has also begun delving in OCTOLOANS, a service hawking Octomom’s good name to loan sharks looking for gullable types to profit from. Cause after all the motto in America is the best way to make fast money is always at the expense of others.
1800 OCTOMOM NO MORE WELFARE FOR ME