Home Scandal and Gossip Octomom has good news: She is no longer on welfare.

Octomom has good news: She is no longer on welfare.

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Octomom no longer on welfare.
Octomom no longer on welfare.

Cause the American dream works after all.

Seems like Octomom Nadya Suleman has reason to rejoice as our collective preferred hawt bixch has announced that she is now no longer on welfare and well on her way to solvent financial footing.

Having first gone on the dole back in March (yes kids, even Octomom has her rough months) Octomom was able by the grace of her slinky body and those wonderful porn tapes that are flooding your brain cells been able to make a resounding recovery.

But now that Octomom is off the dole she’s hungry to get hers. In fact now that she’s making porn tapes (she has the masturbation tape, but will she do one with other willing partners- that ought to pay a fat bonanza) and appearing at $5000 a night strip outings the madame of refined accoutrements has also begun delving in OCTOLOANS, a service hawking Octomom’s good name to loan sharks looking for gullable types to profit from. Cause after all the motto in America is the best way to make fast money is always at the expense of others.

1800 OCTOMOM NO MORE WELFARE FOR ME

Octomom is now in the business of loaning you quick money. Octoloan…

Octomom strips for $5000. The Final Humiliation.

Oh my! Octomom is now set to be a pop star too!

Graphic: Octomom wants to show you her surgically enhanced ‘porn’ vagina.

Octomom and her boyfriend Frankie G go on a private date.

Please bixch! Virgin America insist it was Octomom making a scene and not the other way round.

Octomom bullied by Virgin America Flight crew. ‘Them bixches had a personal vendetta against me!’

Octomom now has a boyfriend. Met the bixch at church.

Video: Octomom achieves multiple fake orgasms on the Howard Stern show.

Graphic: Octomom Nadya Suleman porn tease trailer and pictures have finally arrived.

Breaking: Octomom’s house goes to foreclosure, landlord says good riddance!

Oh my! Octomom Nadya Suleman now stars in new bikini pictorial.

Graphic: Octomom Nadya Suleman naked porn pictures released.

Octomom backs out of topless strip club gig after threats.

Octomom debuts in porno masturbation flick. Nothing but the rent…

Octomom Is Back And Nearly Naked.

Octomom forced to Whip Man Wearing Diaper and Baby Bonnet in Fetish Video to feed kids.

Octomom Nadya Suleman Refuses $500,000 to Star in an Adult Film Despite Financial Woes

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  • Skyler04

    She’ll be back on it. You can bet on that.