Frankie G is now poking Octomom and other adventures.
It looks like Octomom Nadya Suleman who has maintained that she has been celibate for the last 13 years and would remain that way until her kids reached 18 is no longer celibate. What made her change her ways involves the visage of a self appointed lean ripped machine who has now taken Octomom under his wings, and Octomom couldn’t be more thrilled.
Arriving at the airport, TMZmiraculously (of course you know all this shit is planned with Octomom’s footprints) happened to be there to interview Octomom and ask her about why Virgin America airlines don’t like her ass. As she’s trying to explain that it’s a non issue (ie, no one gave a rats ass about Octomom’s paranoia rant about airlines now making fun of her) the visage of a slinky 23 year old hawt bixch comes out of no where (once again you know this shit was staged too. I bet nigga did 4000 push ups before he walked onto the set) to give Octomom a peck on the lips.
According to sources, 36 year old Octomom and her lean machine, Frankie G an amateur bodybuilder have been dating for a couple of months and apparently met through church. That of course is when the Ramen noodle (yes bixches I eat Ramen noodles in the summer) came spinning out of my nostrils (amongst other things).
As you can imagine my ass is happy as can be that Octomom is now finally getting some action and that Frankie G is now a new added extended character in the collective wet dream starring Octomom and now Frankie G.
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