The world is gone to a hand basket and back but this is just a normal Florida Saturday afternoon gone a little over the top.
Why eating other people’s face normally ends in grief….
miamiherald: One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.
Nuzzle in kids, this is going to be a real life nightmare starring your hacked off face.
According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
If that didn’t make you spit back up your half baked Monday afternoon chicken Holly mole burrito I don’t know what will. Kids, life is getting real out of control. Or is it just a situation these two had some unfinished business to resolve?
Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.
Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.
Personally I think it may have been something far more simpler. A lost soul who the evening before was bitten by a fellow zombie who was compelled to carry on the tradition of snacking on human passerbys. It’s a tough life being a zombie, but then again it’s probably a tougher one when you’re been eaten alive by one as well.
Bon appétit zombies.