Home Scandal and Gossip Micaela Schaefer is Germany’s version of a hawt bixch.

Micaela Schaefer is Germany’s version of a hawt bixch.

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' I am Germany's preferred hawt bixch du jour....'
' I am Germany's preferred hawt bixch du jour....' Images via Wenn.

Kids never missing a beat on the fame whore I can under dress and over sell you comes last nights hawt mess- Germany’s ambassador to good taste and the good life, and Germany’s ex Top Model current Preferred Hawt Bixch Micaela Schaefer.

As you can see for yourself the words shame, appropriate, tasteful and modest are hardly words that fit in Micaela’s all inclusive dictionary to the good life.

When Micaela is not making sure you notice her she sells her soul and plastic tits for the highest bidder so as they can all appear at benevolent affairs for the good grace of wanton paparazzi.

Don’t you wish you were Germany’s equivalent to a hawt bixch too?

Micaela Schaefer is convinced she is the hawtest bixch to ever turn up since your last uber German bikini model.

'Nothing gives me more joy than strutting in my freshly shaved crotch see thru ribbon thread....'
'Bixches are always getting bixchy and jealous but I always just turn the other cheek. As you can quite openly see...'
'I am the shameless preferred hawt bixch that you should invite to your next tea party...'
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