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Yippee! Brothel to open sci fi themed hooker house for men who prefer bedding women from out of this world.

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Will you be bedding an alien anytime soon?

Dennis Hof has hit on a seemingly brilliant idea (time will tell how brilliant though) with the imminent opening of his newly themed brothel, the Area 52 Alien Cathouse (now there’s a catchy name) accommodating to men who have a penchant for bedding women who come from another planet.

The brothel which is anticipated to open in a few months northwest of Las Vegas (was there really any other location where this could happen?) will according to Mr Hef feature as the dailymail reports ‘its own line of merchandise featuring little green people and staff at the center and women in the brothel will wear specially made alien costumes.’

What though has yet to be decided is whether the working girls will be painted green or not. Personally I think the girls should leave that to the discretion of the paying Johns who might get an extra thrill out of transforming their perfect alien girl.

But that’s not all:

I am designing a complete alien store focusing on jerky, fruit, hot sauces and candy and Everything Alien. I am excited about my newest project.’

Isn’t it time you fell in love with Xena from Pluto guys? And for Dennis’ sake don’t forget to try the spongy green marshmallows out by the back porch…

 

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  • Fr33kSh0w2012

    There are just some guys (Myself included) that are not happy with what earth women have to offer.

  • Chris London

    The irony, most have hardly mastered making love to their fellow earthlings and now they think that they are ready for extraterrestrial mating. Its time for ET to phone home.