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Tomas Bautista will be spending a year in jail for finger fucking his room mate’s Chihuahua.

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Tomas is not your typical animal lover. 

Kids, it’s time to meet Tomas Bautista who it seems has been living a little on the wild side lately. How wild you wonder? Well suppose I tell you ‘you better lock up Fido,’ or Fido will live to regret it. Then again maybe s/he might not….

miaminewtimes: Tomas Bautista will serve one year and one day behind bars for finger-banging his roommate’s Chihuahua in February. Bautista was charged with animal cruelty, because the state’s new anti-bestiality law did not go into affect until a few months after he committed the crime. Bautista pleaded no contest to the chargers.

Animal cruelty? Personally I think Tomas thinks he was doing himself the dog a favor. I’m sure Tomas was thinking of giving his room mate’s dog a peppermint bath with him a bouquet of roses and of course him looking deeply and longingly into its eyes. Lust after all has to be greased.

Bautista came home drunk the night of February 17. He lived in an Oakland Park home with his 67-year-old roommate, Clemente Velasquez, and her 3-year-old Chihuahua mix, Mimi.

Velasquez heard the dog yelp and saw it run away from Bautista. Bautista had passed out without his pants in the yard. The dog, meanwhile, was holding its tail between its legs, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

Holding on to its tail between its legs? Which was the dog’s way of saying it was certainly miffed that it hadn’t been serenaded the way Tomas normally serenades all his bixches. Then again Tomas probably just wanted a quickie. A pinkie quickie of course.

Bautista told police that he gets “crazy” when he drinks and admitted to penetrating the dog with his finger.

Nevermind I have a hunch next time Tomas sets to score some ‘tail’ his neighbor’s dog will be acting a little on the crazy side too. Who can be sure if Tomas will have his head bitten off. Which head one can’t necessarily be sure. Then again Tomas has an acute affinity for animals. If only he had time to get the peppermint bath going the dog would have gladly acquiesced. Or maybe not…

Of note- Tomas faces deportation when he gets out in 2 months, which must be good news for all them dogs in Mexico. Right?

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  1. hes from guatemala and i think he did more than fingerbang mimi. i wonder if the people in guatemala will ever find out that he did this..maybe he will end up in mexico like u said

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