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Port-A-Potty Sex Voyeur: ‘I wanted to start a new goddess religion’

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Soon to audition in Charlie Sheen’s new project (just kidding).

The feces-stained man who made headlines last week eluding police at a Boulder yoga festival after a woman noticed something moving in a portable toilet reveals just how peculiar he is in an interview with Boulder’s Daily Camera.

Arreseted on Friday for charges of unlawful sexual contact and invasion of privacy, Luke Chrisco, 30, told reporters that he has been peeping on girls for quite some time now.  While travelling in France, he was wandering around a recreation center and noticed a loose air vent in the girls’ locker room.

dailycamera.com: “These chicks started showing up that I never had a chance with,” Chrisco said. “But I figured at least I can see them change or something. I’ve come to know how interesting they are.”

This respect Chrisco seems to have for those he spies on eventually led him to Boulder,where he said drilling holes and peeping became a part of his daily routine. He tried to set up several porn sites and escort services while living in a hostel on University Hill.

The sites and the escort service were never for profit, Chrisco said, but to advance what he believed in.

“I wanted to start a new goddess religion,” he said. “I always wanted to be a pimp or create a church of porn or a church of tantric, someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual,” he said.

One has to shake his head at this sort of sensational journalism, providing insight as it does to the bizarre motivations of sexual ‘deviants,’ dual motivations to “be a pimp” but also spiritual leader.  Personally, I find the charge of “contact” a little suspect, since voyeurs like Chrisco admire the object of their desire from afar.

Chrisco said he normally liked barriers between him and the women he spied on. While he regrets the decision to climb in the toilet tank, he said he enjoyed it.

“I thought, ‘This is really amazing; I’ve been blessed and anointed by the makers of life,'” Chrisco said.

Maybe there is something profoundly chthonic about being baptized in feces and urine.  I guess we’ll just have to take his word for it.


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