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Lonnie Michael Felts calls 911 to request a hooker.

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Do you need police ‘escort’ for your conquest later tonight?

It’s time to meet the new hero of the Police Dept, Lonnie Michal Felts. Why is he a hero? Because whilst on a drunken drug binge Lonnie had the brilliant idea of calling 911 in order to help him secure a hooker. Something we are sure most of you have all pondered in those moments of fear, apprehension and long sniffs.

msnbc.msnRecords show Lonnie Michael Felts called 911 three times on Sunday. The first time he called, he requested “a hooker and an escort to get boots,” the arrestb report showed, according to the Dispatch.

After an officer warned Felts about misusing the system, he made two more calls, the newspaper reported.

On the third, “Felts called on 911 again for a non-emergency domestic escort,” the Dispatch reported.

One day when Loni is walking along some red light district and the idea comes to his mind to seek the gentle assistance of the law as the Russian hooker approaches him, he will stop for a moment, look at something in the sky that reminds him of a padded jail and politely decline the kindly solicitations of the girl in the bright red knickers.

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