Oh the joys of our favorite collective pop icon- Lady CaCa. As she continues her ascent to world dominion, the pop icon like so many media whores before has decided one can not fully infiltrate our collective lives until they extract as much money as they possibly can from a captive audience we also get to smell like them too. Hence her new perfume line- but be weary kids- cause spill a bit too much of this good shit between your wrists and who knows who’ll you seduce.
popeater: Hmm, bodily fluids haven’t had as much success as, say, lavender or hibiscus in the world of fragrance, but Gaga is the queen of reinvention and pushing the envelope. And even though most of us probably don’t think we want to smell like blood or semen, I bet this racy new product will sell out instantly around the world
Really? Who doesn’t want to smell like blood and semen? After all there’s nothing like turning over the next morning and taking a great whiff off blood and semen permeating from your boudoir. I’ll think I’ll buy mine by the bucket load.
Shouldn’t you smell like a media whore too?