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Kid Rock has just become America’s newest collective wet dream.

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'And yet when I close my eyes, I hear the sound of camera's clicking and flashing, but even now I know it's just the sun trying to seduce me.'

'This year, I promise to be loved and sun kissed by the sun every time it attempts to make out with me!'

Would you hit it too?

Apparently the Mexican sun has been in tears ever since it first layed its eyes on the soul and visage of Kid Rock lambasting his presence on the sunny shores of Los Cabo this weekend past.

Which is to say even the sun has decided it must make love to Kid Rock or risk perishing into oblivion.

Here is the sun trying to seduce Kid Rock. Let’s see if it managed to win the Kid’s affections?

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'I am the Prince of Sheba- and if i want a suntan i will damn well get one!'

'Excuse me- my name is Prince of Sheba and before I dip into the water, can you please assure me that there are no paparazzi lurking in the water ready to share my image with the whole world?'
"Mmh, I know they said it's them and me- and yet somehow I feel as if the world is watching me...

'And yet when I close my eyes, I hear the sound of camera's clicking and flashing, but even now I know it's just the sun trying to seduce me.'

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