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It’s time to get an eyeful of leaked half naked pics of Christina Aguilera.

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'I know, I know- I should really be rolling in the leopard skin, but really who'd be able to see the stretch marks and bruises from the fruits of my labor?

'I just can't stand being in the media every minute of every day, especially when I'm a little too under dressed...'

Are you ready to salivate this afternoon?

Uh-oh, looks like someone has been snooping where Christina wishes you were not supposed to be.

As usual, the tears are flying off the pedestals, and the little chipmunks, Fyodor and Mazeltov that we like to keep around the around the office are dancing a very special rain dance. Not that you don’t mind getting ‘wet’ for little Christina…

Entertainment Weekly; Christina Aguilera says the revealing pictures of her that recently appeared on the internet were stolen and distributed by a computer hacker. In a statement, the singer’s rep said, “The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account … The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.”

One day when Christina is driving down the freeway called media whoredom she will suddenly think to herself as she turns to overtake the jalopy in leopard print – ‘Being famous in America is as enjoyable as a reckless driver with a hot cup of coffee stuck between their knees, but at least there will always be someone to blame once the coffee spills.’

'Darling, do you think the mob would appreciate this shot when it comes time to leaking it?'
'But to be honest with you, I'm not sure these are racy enough?'
'I know, I know- I should really be rolling in the leopard skin, but really who'd be able to see the stretch marks and bruises from the fruits of my labor?
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2 COMMENTS

  1. Oh please, give me a break Christina. You’re upset that these got leaked out… but how is this any different from what you and other pop stars where on a normal basis when performing? GIVE ME A BREAK, attention WHORE! The only thing slutty about you is your ego and how badly you want attention now that you have flopped in every single way (including with the film). SORRY HONEY, nobody is even interested in these pictures! And nobody would have known about them if your publicist didn’t try SO HARD to make such a big issue about them!! UGH, go get a life or strip in some club and see if people are interested then because they sure aren’t now!

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