Lilo goes from crack head to heroin junkie.

The tasty things Lilo gets up to in her spare time.

Lilo as you all know by now is our collective hero, because only she can inspire us to get up in the mornings to read what is happening in the world. And frankly the world means nothing unless Lilo is there achieving another ground breaking performance that we can all over and over be collectively proud of. Her latest performance you wonder? Time to take out your old needles and follow us…

News of the World: CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin.

Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm – the method addicts use to raise a vein.

Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm.

Does this sound like the bed time stories you like to read to your kids before they drift to sleep and collectively dream about their hero? Who else do you think is in the nightmare?

In other exclusive images, apparently taken at a sleazy Hollywood bash, she snuggles up to party pal Paris Hilton before sharing a passionate kiss with her fellow wildchild.

Mmh- does this make you want to run to your local 7-11 and ask the counter boy if he happens to have any specials on any spare opiads that you too can junk up into your system?

But then again, Lilo is Lilo, and by now we should at all be surprised she likes to pep herself up with the occasional nutrients that only brave people like her tend to use while catching this afternoon’s latest Minnie Mouse cartoons?

Speaking about the pictures, believed to have been taken in 2007, our source said: “What no one knows for certain is just how often Lindsay does drugs – or exactly which drugs she does.

“Lindsay has made no secret of her drug addiction. People are used to seeing her off her head.”

Isn’t there a time when you look at your cousin Lilo and say enough is enough? Because our guess that time came and went ages ago and what passes for malicious rendering of a tortured soul, is actually the steady capitulation of the American metaphor.

Aren’t you lucky they still play Minnie Mouse cartoons in the afternoon..?

Lilo gets a ‘get out of jail’ free card.