The giddy feelings that overloading oneself with silicone can make us feel.
Shauna Sands once used to be a depressed girl aspiring to greater things in life and America. When one day she became a Playboy model she sighed with relief and thanked baby Jesus for finally finding meaning in her life. But after more time, the dizziness and depression returned. That’s when Shauna, the temptress queen of lacquered strip poles and shiny dimples realized if she could make her already perfect body even more perfect baby Jesus would smile even harder and whisper into her ear “hark, the angels are singing, come with me to my plastic surgeon’s kingdom. I have holy silicone to beseech you with.”
And hence Shauna returned to Earth and finally Miami, Florida where she was spotted blinking through her aubergine sunscreens to baby Jesus- ” I love the flip flops, the silicon and the ever parading sun. Miami is the real heaven for me.”