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6000 year old dildo discovered.

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When excavating sites, you tend to find bones, ancient pottery, weapons and….Dildos ?

Yes, all you insertion happy readers out there. During a recent excavation in Sweden, they unearthed a phallic like object made out of antler bone. Now I know a 4 inch object, flesh or antler, would not satisfy a taker in our times, however this object is dated back to the time between 4000bc-6000bc. So who knows, this could be the Mandingo of dildos in Sweden at the time.

“Normally when we excavate early Mesolithic sites we never get the organic material. But this site where we’re excavating now is along the shoreline. The preservation is very good here – it’s been lying in the bottom sediments and clay layers of the river, and it’s been well preserved there.” said archaeologist Gšran Gruber of the National Heritage Board in Sweden to LiveScience.

There is an idea though that the object could have been used for other things such as to chip flakes of flint. This is because while one end (4 inches worth) looks like a penis, the other end is shaped to a point…not something you want to be inserting-  If only these Mesolithic Swedes could see where we are now. They were probably be rolling in their tombs as we unearthed our own 15 inch black dildo named TITAN or our vagina molds of the latest porn stars. My how far we have cum. Watch out though, give some tech savvy sex toy maker that antler bone dildo and in 1 hr it will be bedazzled with battery on the point and an anal attachment. Hop On.

Source: Live Science

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