Home Scandal and Gossip Byron Christopher Jordan wants to know whether you’re going to join him...

Byron Christopher Jordan wants to know whether you’re going to join him for a sex orgy with your horse.

SHARE

Going beyond decorum takes a new look.

There are some sexual peccadillo’s that one can appreciate, dildo’s, foot fetish, role play, but then there are some sexual fetishes that even seasoned aficionados (like us) have trouble coming to terms with. That said, let’s introduce Byron Christopher Jordan, the latest installment in human (or should we say animal) transgressions.

Banned on the web: 37-year-old Byron Christopher Jordan has been arrested for allegedly having sex with several horses, police said.

According to authorities, a woman reportedly witnessed Jordan sexually molesting one of her neighbor’s horses early Tuesday morning and alerted her husband. Neither party called police because they were afraid they wouldn’t be taken seriously. They did, however, inform their neighbor that there was something strange going on out in their pasture.

Could you imagine being scared to call the police because you thought you wouldn’t be taken seriously? Which is not to say Mr Jordan wasn’t very serious about his pursuits that morning…

The owner of the horse came to investigate and found Jordan riding the horse the wrong way. The owner then ordered Jordan to stop molesting the horse he was on at the time. Jordan complied but promptly mounted a second horse. The owner told Jordan to get off horse No. 2, and Jordan did but then got onto a third horse, police said.

Riding the horse the wrong way? Does that infer something that we would rather wish it did not infer?

Byron Christopher Jordan, who was wearing only pajama bottoms with the fly portion open and smelling of a strong oder, was arrested Tuesday and charged with bestiality after Covington police arrived at the home on Lunsford Circle.

Bestiality, a felony in Georgia, and with giving an officer a false name. He was released on bond from the Newton County jail late Wednesday, according to jail records. If convicted on bestiality charges Jordan could serve up to five years in prison.

Well at least Byron had the good decency to keep his pajama pants on (never mind the fly portion being open…oh dear we won’t wonder too much about that one….). But the question remains, how does the horse feel about all of this? Have authorities arranged for counselling for the horse, will the horse be asked to appear in court and describe in detail how exactly Mr Jordan buggered it? Let’s hope for the horse’s sake Mr Jordan took a good long shower before he arrived to the barn that morning. Oh dear…

Of course the greatest love affair between man and horse belongs to Mr Ed and Wilbur…

O

SHARE
Like Scallywagvagabond on Facebook    

1 COMMENT

  1. “The owner of the horse came to investigate and found Jordan riding the horse the wrong way. The owner then ordered Jordan to stop molesting the horse he was on at the time. Jordan complied but promptly mounted a second horse. The owner told Jordan to get off horse No. 2, and Jordan did but then got onto a third horse, police said. ”

    hahahahaha priceless

Comments are closed.