Why do some men think they’re God when it comes to pleasing a woman? Let’s face it, you’re not that great. In fact, I’m pretty sure that you have a specific routine down pact that you do with every single woman you meet. Well let me tell you something men, that position where you stand on one leg is not sending your girl into a sexual coma; in fact I’m quite sure that when the show is over she could get up and run a marathon if she wanted.
I really hate to be the messenger, and burst every man’s bubble, okay not really, but it’s been confirmed that 80% of women fake their orgasms. I know, I know she may be calling you “big daddy” or telling you “that’s the spot” but in reality, she just wants to get it over with.
Last month the Archives of Sexual Behavior released a study showing that when women scream those “omigods” and “you’re the best” that they’re in fact manipulating their man into thinking they’re actually hitting the spot when that isn‘t the case.
Gayle Brewe and Colin Hendrie are scientists at the University of Leeds. They asked 71 women aged 18-48 a set of questions that helped examine different vocalizations such as: “silence,” “moan/groan,” “scream/shriek/squeal,” words such as “yes!” or “right there!”
Research showed that 92% of women make conscious vocalizations in order to influence the man rather than express how good it actually feels said Brewer.
In other words we’re faking it so you can hurry the hell up and finish so we can go and do something that’s actually entertaining.
Don’t start hating us now that the truth is out. We’re just trying not to hurt your feelings. It’s not really our fault that you think you’re Zeus and can send every vagina into ecstasy… it’s just not possible.