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Roxana Shirazi wants to tell you how she survived being a slut.

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How to become a rock groupie and live to tell about it.

Roxana Shirazi is your typical rock groupie, in that she preys on rock stars, spends endless hours dreaming how she will randomly run into one and almost always exclusively only goes to bed with them. Of course unlike most groupies, Roxie has decided to go out of her way to tell you exactly how she managed to become a ‘groupie’ slut and why the Mullahs in Iran are probably (or not) pissed with her.

Roxana Shirazi engaged in some risky sex while hanging with rock’s raunchiest hair bands. But the unrepentant groupie is courting bigger danger with her memoir,
“The Last Living Slut: Born in Iran, Bred Backstage.”

Are we to really believe that the Mullah really gives a rat’s ass what an emigre of Iran did with her vagina now in light of the view that she hasn’t lived in Iran since she was 10 years old, which one can roughly assume was 20-30 years ago. What makes Roxana’s efforts m verifiable and equally lascivious is that her editor’s decided to mention that she was of Iranian extract because as we all know by now – it’s almost more fun reading an author who at any moment could be gunned down by the mafia, the CIA, or the Mullah. It gives those verbs extra vitality, especially in the publisher’s bank accounts. Of course to date no edict has been issued by Iran’s mullah’s but we’re sure when one is issued to immediately run to the store and read how about how some horny, misguided youth ended up falling in love with rock stars and wearing her self dignity on her sleeve.

Source:NY Daily News.

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    How about some names ?

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