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The world is relieved that Snooki is not allowing herself to get used by fame whores.

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Snooki is a hot slut back on the market.

For a while Snooki Polizzi was happy in love, with goose bump feelings courtesy of ex boyfriend Emilio Masella. Unfortunately that all changed when Snooki realized that Emilio was just a fame whore who was only ever really into her in the first place because of her fame. Of course Snooki had no option but to immediately curse at the universe and call it off. If one could clarify matters, it is typically the same type of feeling of betrayal reserved strictly for hedge fund traders when they realize that their girlfriends were just gold diggers all along.

Says the NY Post, which dug this story out of the gutter:

“Snooki realized he was just after fame all along. She ended it last week.” Masella yesterday announced on Twitter, “Back on the market.”

In the meantime Snooki looks forward to whoring herself in as many media outlets as she possibly can before she meets the next hot slut that grabs her off her feet.

The NY Post.

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