2010 has been a shaky year with earthquakes rattling our north, south, easts and wests. Why all the tectonic devastation? Seismologists have spewed a lot of hogwash about plates, fault lines and all sorts of geological gobbledygook. Of course that’s just a tease and like you we really want to know who is to blame? Luckily, this past Friday a Senior Iranian cleric, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, gave us the answer: promiscuous girls!
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, said according to Iranian media.
The women of the Islamic Republic, which includes Iran, are required by law to cover themselves from head to toe. That, however, hasn’t stopped some grizzly, young hussies from showing some ankle and the Hoja rightly calling them out.
With fears that an imminent earthquake is on it’s way, which pretty explains why there are mini earthquakes in California every day the city is busy drawing relocation plans. Slutty promiscuous girls will be positioned in the direct line of the expected earth quake, pious and head to toe females in make shift cabanas made out of virgin breast milk to the east of the city.
“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?” Sedighi asked, during last Friday’s prayer sermon. “There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.”
That or quickly call your plastic surgeon and get those titties big and ready for the up coming summer.