The clever things that young women think of…
Here’s a tip for all you women out there- if you have a vagina then you are in luck because you are now capable of ruling the world.
According to public nuisance Megan Fox, who makes a front cover appearance on Cosmo magazine, reveals something that we’ve all been wondering since we reached puberty. Do women with vaginas get what they want? Never mind the ‘bad girl sex, ‘ and ‘the sexy ass workout’ that Cosmo is peddling on the front cover(are they trying to remind us that they invented the vagina?).
“Women hold the power because we have the vaginas… If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female you win.”
What Megan neglects to consider is that not all heterosexual men are into debasing themselves and becoming suckers in the hope of getting sex. Most are, but we can still point out men who think with their intellect and can smell scoundrels like Megan a dirty martini away.
In any event the world will continue to spin with Megan somewhere in it too…