Home Scandal and Gossip It’s Official – Ashley Dupre Whore marries the NY Post.

It’s Official – Ashley Dupre Whore marries the NY Post.

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ashley_dupre2When one can’t help but be attracted to the sleaze around them.

According to GAWKER, we learn of the scumbag deal of the weekend. It goes something like this- Ashely Dupre – forever condemned slut and whore (we know life is mean) has agreed to get into a media deal with penultimate MEDIA WHORES- the NY POST.

The way the deal works is like this- as long as Ashley sells her (photogenic) ass one more time – but this time to the NY POST as opposed to Elliot Spitzer, the POST will then agree to plug her new exclusive video and budding music career. It all sounds rather pathetic and just goes to show that media whores will always will find each other and luckily for Ashley, she has found the one media outlet that still respects her (or to be blunt sees her as a money machine candidate that they can work one more time now that Lindsay Lohan has stopped beating up deli boys and forced it to look for other outlets to make money and ruin reputations with- we guess Ashley’s can only keep going lower…)

That said we are delighted we can continue looking forward to mud fights and the occasional picture of Ashley with her football shoulders. Let’s hope she can sing. Then again who really cares about her music career? We only like her because once a ho always a ho…

When media whores become cynical even good intentioned readers like us are bound to get cynical too…

Ashley Dupre’s Tabloid Symbiosis

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  • At last someone from NJ is finally reading the site!

  • reed

    I entered your blog by accident, and have read a few of your articles.
    You must either be gay, or very sad, or lonely. And you could probably ever have had a deeper relationship to a woman…or you’re just not intelligent enough to express cynism, or sarcasm…
    This blog represents some of the most awful things I’ve ever read.