Well, here we go again, but what’s a girl to do…?
For anyone who’se never been to Brisbane, Australia, now might be the time to go. According to some distressed parents, the next school dance (you remember those don’t you?) had to be cancelled due to the cavalier and very skimpy appearances of some of the school girls, uhm, attending the school dance.
Parents were sure to point out that the boys- ‘who are normally the conservative ones’ had to be protected due to things having gone a little overboard (from themselves we think).
Apparently after a variety of girls were seen wearing fish net stockings and naked mid drifts, the alarm bells went off and the school principal was forced to suspend the dance due to ‘safety issues.’
Well, our only advice when you arrive in BRISBANE is to tell customs that you’re only there for the sunny weather, and as for conservative boys, we were wondering whether it well just may be that the parents are being a touch more conservative, after all the last time we saw a young man deny the advances of a half naked woman was only because he was studying to become a priest.
So much for female expression and hormones…