Oh really? Lindsay Lohan half sister, Ashley Horn gets $25 000 in plastic surgery to look just like her.

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  Oh no! Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with new half sister Ashley Horn. Lindsay Lohan only finds out she has a half sister live on Good morning America. Michael Lohan would like to introduce you to his 17 year old love child. It seems life in the cauldron box called Lindsay Lohan and […]

Lindsay Lohan is still on the run. Where is she?

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Lindsay Lohan checks into the wrong rehab center but then goes shopping instead. Oh really? Lindsay Lohan to blog about upcoming rehab stay? Whilst the world attempts to sort out its own existential dilemmas and world issues another solitary figure by the ubiquitous name of Lindsay Lohan is digesting her imminent fate as she struggles to […]

Lindsay Lohan back to locked rehab whilst dad Michael screams at lawyer.

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  Lindsay Lohan was very late for her trial appointment. Lindsay Lohan will be temporarily removed from tabloid headlines as she now accepts a 90 day last minute plea deal where she will be under locked rehab. The world mourned a silent goodbye to our collective hero this morning as the fallen actress accepted a […]

Lindsay Lohan was very late for her trial appointment.

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  Kids welcome back to the public spectacle called “Lindsay Lohan‘s scary ride to hell and back and my eight ball.’ Today’s episode found our collective hero racing against the clock to make it to her morning court appearance in LA . Apparently she was suppose to be there 8.30 am LA time but somehow […]

Michael Lohan sends his lawyer to remind Dina that he didn’t rape her or else.

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In the latest installment of ‘I really hate your guts but let’s keep this public charade up anyway’ we now learn that media buffoon hero Michael Lohan has sent his former wife Dina a cease and desist letter after she went on the attack accusing her former train wreck of abusing her and now raping […]

Party all the time. Lindsay Lohan is being destroyed by Dina says father Michael.

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  Lindsay Lohan got paid $100 000 to party on New Year’s eve in London. Oh really?! Lindsay Lohan will stay home for New Year’s eve. Lindsay Lohan and Dina party in London non stop. Glazed eyes. Lindsay Lohan is fast going down the chute reckons daddy Michael Lohan cause mommy Dina is just a […]

Oh no! Lindsay Lohan’s bank accounts frozen by the IRS. Michael Lohan furious!

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The never ending drama called this ‘is just another dizzy merry go round the crazy make believe machine starring scary old me Lindsay Lohan’ has now taking a new twist this morning with the revelation that she has new woes to deal with. radar: What happened to Lindsay Lohan’s money? That’s what her father Michael […]

Oh no! Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with new half sister Ashley Horn.

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Lindsay Lohan only finds out she has a half sister live on Good morning America. Michael Lohan would like to introduce you to his 17 year old love child. It seems Lindsay Lohan is not impressed with the sudden appearance of her new half sister, Ashley Horn, having publicly declared this weekend: ‘I want nothing to with […]

Lindsay Lohan only finds out she has a half sister live on Good morning America.

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Oh no! Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with new half sister Ashley Horn. There to promote her upcoming Lifetime movie, Liz and Dick on the Goodmorning America show GMA’s host Amy Robach received the shock of her life when she turned to ask our collective hero about her thoughts about having a new half […]

Michael Lohan would like to introduce you to his 17 year old love child.

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  Oh no! Lindsay Lohan wants nothing to do with new half sister Ashley Horn. Lindsay Lohan only finds out she has a half sister live on Good morning America. Michael Lohan has a big surprise for Lindsay Lohan… Dna tests confirmed Michael Lohan’s worst nightmare on ‘The Trisha Goddard show,’ as it was revealed […]

Lindsay Lohan to get restraining order against Michael Lohan who now seeks conservatorship.

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The pot banging is going to be loud and strong this week…. Oh dear here we go again in round 40 billion in the latest ‘I don’t know why my life just never gets better‘ saga starring America’s preferred and adored disenchanted white trash vixen Lindsay Lohan who this week will be seen putting her self […]

Lindsay Lohan’s mama Dina Lohan would like remind Michael Lohan he disgusts her.

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  Lindsay Lohan to get restraining order against Michael Lohan who now seeks conservatorship. Lindsay Lohan has her dad Michael escorted by police for trespassing. Love don’t live here anymore either… Kids me and the chipmunks have had to go looking for ear plugs this morning on account of all the back and forth screaming […]