Lindsay Lohan asked to leave Betty Ford Clinic cause she’s a nuisance.

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Oh no! Lindsay Lohan wants out at Betty Ford after told she can’t use adderall. Lindsay Lohan accepts last minute deal with Betty Ford clinic. Just checked in. Lindsay Lohan is still on the run. Where is she? Lindsay Lohan checks into the wrong rehab center but then goes shopping instead. Could it be true […]

Oh really?! Lindsay Lohan will stay home for New Year’s eve.

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Lindsay Lohan got paid $100 000 to party on New Year’s eve in London. Lindsay Lohan and Dina party in London non stop. Glazed eyes. Party all the time. Lindsay Lohan is being destroyed by Dina says father Michael. Here’s a shocker for all you kids who are all used to seeing our collective hero, Lindsay Lohan […]

Oh really! Lindsay Lohan kicks out her assistant Gavin Doyle from car after he collects her from jail.

Lindsay Lohan and Gavin Doyle.

Lindsay Lohan has been drinking 2 litters of vodka a day and sniffing coke for months. Lindsay Lohan said to have been drinking and binging for days after TV bomb. And this is what Lindsay Lohan’s mum, Dina Lohan said after she was arrested… Oh really! Lindsay Lohan’s victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell just wanted to give her a free […]

Lindsay Lohan was doing mounds of cocaine before she punched and spat on Tiffany Eve Mitchell.

Lindsay Lohan arrested.

Lindsay Lohan has been drinking 2 litters of vodka a day and sniffing coke for months. Lindsay Lohan said to have been drinking and binging for days after TV bomb. And this is what Lindsay Lohan’s mum, Dina Lohan said after she was arrested… Oh really! Lindsay Lohan’s victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell just wanted to give her a free […]

Update: Lindsay Lohan reckons she never even knew hit anyone in the first place…

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  Lindsay Lohan arrested after hit and run with Porsche. Reeked of alcohol… Reports are starting to fly that our collective heroine Lindsay Lohan never even had an idea that she hit anyone early this morning outside of the downtown Dream Hotel, this despite earlier reports that one of her minions got out of her Porsche […]

Lindsay Lohan arrested after hit and run with Porsche. Reeked of alcohol…

Lindsay Lohan is always just a victim...

  Update: Lindsay Lohan reckons she never even knew hit anyone in the first place… Lindsay Lohan is once again just the victim of the world that doesn’t know when to get out of her way…. Our collective hero Lindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning after an incident which saw her leave the scene […]

What? Lindsay Lohan pretends that she pays taxes…

Lindsay Lohan. 'Who me?'

Here’s something that caused the ramon noodle I was nibbling on to go up the wrong way and come back out of my nostril (a trick Lilo can do any day of the week with the good shit) when I came across Lindsay Lohan tweeting a rebuke (yes bixch has been in a firing mood […]

Oh my! Lindsay Lohan’s backless halter top is a flop. Saggy breasts?

Lindsay Lohan is the eternal preferred hawt bixch...

As the Northern Hemisphere settles into a languorous summer, our collective hero and resident media whore, Lindsay Lohan is also settling into her luxurious summer fashion fare. Except, well except there seems to be a problem. Can anyone guess what the problem is? Shall we all help Lindsay out? Surely she would appreciate the media […]

Lindsay Lohan causes a scene as she tells off her millionaire boyfriend’s model wife.

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Kids, I have to confess, I have taken to an electric woodpecker that gently taps me on my forehead the minute the god Sheba announces that Lilo has dared to breathe and announce her audacious existence. As you can imagine since that fateful purchase, my head is pistoned with jack hole grooves the size of […]

Lindsay Lohan to judge; ” I can’t afford counseling but I sure can afford $1200 Louboutins.”

I will always be a preferred hawt bixch.

How many designer shoes can you buy for $1200? Kids the surreal tele drama called ” This is my deranged life, courtesy of a whacked Valley Girl with a deviated septum,” just keeps getting whack. Why? Let’s all head over to Lilo’s perpetual stage, the public courtroom and pick up from the latest saga from […]

Lindsay Lohan wants to show you her poolside pot belly.

But then again, when you're the Queen of Sheba you always know better...

Lindsay Lohan wants to show you her poolside pot belly. Even this will come to pass… Poor Lindsay Lohan. A cursory look at the photos below taken while the sometimes actress was on shoot for Plum Miami magazine reveal something less than stellar. And if our collective hero’s expressions can tell us a story it […]

Guess which drunk bitch this is?

The good life will always compel me...

Lilo this midnight hour is scraping the pavement with her tonsils… Mercy us, the saliva sliding off the pavement and all the way to our dorm seems to have a distinct odor to it. What kind of odor you wonder? As usual the dailymail.co.uk takes up the fight…. Sitting in a grimy street, head face-first […]